CENTERPOINT ENERGY: YES, WE SUCK AND WE GIVE ZERO F*CKS

CENTERPOINT ENERGY: YES, WE SUCK AND WE GIVE ZERO F*CKSCENTERPOINT ENERGY: YES, WE SUCK AND WE GIVE ZERO F*CKSCENTERPOINT ENERGY: YES, WE SUCK AND WE GIVE ZERO F*CKS

Millions without power in Houston. 10k+ railroad & traffic lights out.
Zero customer service.
But new Lambos for CP execs! 


CENTERPOINT ENERGY: YES, WE SUCK AND WE GIVE ZERO F*CKS

CENTERPOINT ENERGY: YES, WE SUCK AND WE GIVE ZERO F*CKSCENTERPOINT ENERGY: YES, WE SUCK AND WE GIVE ZERO F*CKSCENTERPOINT ENERGY: YES, WE SUCK AND WE GIVE ZERO F*CKS

Millions without power in Houston. 10k+ railroad & traffic lights out.
Zero customer service.
But new Lambos for CP execs! 


CenterPoint: "Where Our Zero F*cks Cost You Fools Billions"

If you've been affected by Beryl, tell 'em how you feel.

Email the 'Zero F*cks Given' Exec Team at CenterPoint
Contact the Public Utilities Commission of Texas
Tell your story to ABC13
Commiserate with other Houstonians
Join the class action suit again CenterPoint

DEAR LINEMEN: Thank you for all your hard work. You are rock stars.

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Our awesome CenterPoint leadership team is out on a 'corporate strategy' yachting trip this week. We're trying to decide if it's better to buy 50 Lambos or 1 Gulfstream G550 with our new bonuses. BRB...
J/K:)

See ya on the flip side, ya poors!

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